DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
I hate people who glorify summer. There is nothing fun and cute about summer. You wake and ya dick is melted into ya leg. Is that what you want you beach ball loving fuck?
i scrolled for an explanation and there was none
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
what a time to be alive
oh. my. God.
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the poem is by merrill glass and this is the source for the art!!
I have this water….falling out of my face……*dies*