beautyandthetrees:

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

Man, the world lost such a wonderful man. 

finduilas-faelivrin:

Legolas and Gimli depart by TurnerMohan

"We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it. But it is said that Gimli went also out of desire to see again the beauty of Galadriel; and it may be that she, being mighty among the Eldar, obtained this grace for him. More cannot be said of this matter."  
—The Return of the King, Appendix A

finduilas-faelivrin:

Legolas and Gimli depart by TurnerMohan

"We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it. But it is said that Gimli went also out of desire to see again the beauty of Galadriel; and it may be that she, being mighty among the Eldar, obtained this grace for him. More cannot be said of this matter."  

—The Return of the King, Appendix A

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

"I’ve thought up an ending for my book."

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

That would be the absolute worst thing ever. If you think the internet is bad now, imagine what they would in your subconscious. This is an awful idea.

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

videntefernandez:

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dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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